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    Talking OT--Good stuff by Robin Williams

    Got this by e-mail.....

    Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan... what we
    need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

    Robin Williams' plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!)

    I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
    for peace. So, here's one plan:

    1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
    affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo,
    Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will
    never "interfere" again.

    2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
    Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there.
    We would station our troops at all US borders.
    No more will anyone sneak through holes in the fence.

    3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
    leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
    remainder will be gathered up and deported to France immediately,
    regardless of who or where they are. France should welcome them.

    4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
    days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation
    would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself
    and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We
    don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers who won't speak

    5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
    don't attend classes, or they get a "D" and it's back home baby!. Never
    to Return.

    6. The US will make a strong effort to become self -sufficient energy
    wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy
    but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
    wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

    7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
    for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They
    can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of
    the wells filling up their storage sites would be enough.)

    8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
    we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for
    seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we
    give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it
    most get very little, if anything.

    9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place.! We
    don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the
    building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

    10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
    can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

    Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.

    "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
    tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's
    yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"

    If you agree with the above forward it to friends

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    ahh sorry but....

    More False Rumors

    August 31st, 2003
    My father sent this to me.

    Let me tell you, first of all, that I tried to validate this via the internet and I found nothing to contradict it. Still, I'm not certain it is his. It doesn't have his style to it. I've read enough of Robin Williams and heard enough of his concerts to understand where he would stand on this politically. And I can officially say that "I'm not sure". The last sentence is definitely his. It's from the 2002, Broadway stand up.

    But as for the rest, the other stuff I've heard from other writers and it smells of the "fake Carlin message".

    This essay is conservative. Williams is somewhat liberal bordering on radical.

    So, let me for the fun of this site take it as legitimate. And take this for what its worth.


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    I read this last month on OSO.

    Funny as all get out wherever it came from.

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    Re: ahh sorry but....

    Originally posted by barry
    ...Williams is somewhat liberal bordering on radical...

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    So he didn't write it, that's fine....still a great piece.

    I thought it was surprising coming from Williams, but I have seen how Dennis Miller has converted over to being conservative after he became fed up with all the democrats and their nonsense in the last 8-9 months about the war stuff. If Miller can change gears, maybe others have too.....who knows.

    Just passing on some interesting reading, that's harm intended


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    Take it from the Catman, he knows all about posting garbage on the web!!!

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    Originally posted by catmando

    This load of garbage has been posted on the board probably three times in the past 18 months. Don't pretend you haven't seen at least ONE of them. The ONLY sentence Robin ever uttered was the last one.

    Dennis Miller is about as funny as a carload of dead babies. Y'all can HAVE him. usual you have waited for a reason to pounce on me...and as are wrong again. Gee, that's odd....this scenario CERTAINLY has never played out in the past...has it??

    I had not seen the Robin Williams thing yet, or I would not have wasted my time posting it. I just got it thru e-mail yesterday, about 10 minutes before I posted it here and thought it was matter who wrote it. The emphasis was not on who wrote it, but the content of it. Why do I care what Robin Williams says about politics...he's a freakin actor. I just thought this was funny.

    Glad you liked it, and congrats on being wrong again, you are still the king of inaccuracies....Someone pass him a trophy with a little plastic brain on top!!

    Some things just never change...HeHeHe.....


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    Originally posted by catmando
    ...This load of garbage has been posted on the board...Dennis Miller is about as funny as a carload of dead babies...
    Well Cat you know about posting garbage so I'll give you that.

    About Dennis Miller, I guess we should let you willow and self gratify in the thinkings of Stalin then, he knows about dead babies as you mentioned.

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