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    Talking Late night funny: Turpentine and Holy Water

    A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and
    shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later a
    Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
    The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world,
    it's called turpentine." The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid
    in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub
    it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby." The little
    boy replied, "That ain't nothin'. You take some of this here turpentine
    and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass a motorcycle."

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