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SHARKEY-IMAGES 09-25-2003 06:15 AM

OT: The Pigs in Jersey
 
Three little pigs - New Jersey STYLE


Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The straw pig, the stick pig, and the brick pig.

One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pig's house and said "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did!

So the straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and said 'Please let me in, the wolf just blew down my house. So the stick pig let the straw pig in. Just then the wolf showed up and said, " I'm gonna huff
and puff and blow your house down." And he did!

So the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick pig's house and said, "Let us in, let us in, the big bad wolf just blew our houses down."

So the brick pig let them in just as the wolf showed up.The wolf said "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your
house down." The straw pig and the stick pig were so scared!

But the brick pig picked up the phone and made a call. A few minutes passed and a big, black stretch limo pulls up. Out step two massive pigs in pin striped suits and fedora hats.

These pigs come over to the wolf, grab him by the neck and beat the living **** out of him, then one of them pulled out a gun, stuck it in his mouth and fired killing the wolf, then they got back into their limo and drove
off.

The straw pig and stick pig were amazed! "Who the hell were those guys?" they asked.

"Those were my cousins from Jersey..........the Guinea Pigs

CAP071 09-25-2003 06:33 AM

Yo! Dat waz a Good 1 :) :D :p

Audiofn 09-25-2003 07:00 AM

:D:D

Shane 09-25-2003 07:12 AM

lots a truth to dat!:D :D :D Did I mention my father was a union contractor from NJ for 25 years!:eek:

Offshore Addiction 09-25-2003 08:53 AM

:)::):):)

Ron P 09-25-2003 08:57 AM

Nice.........:)

CigDaze 09-25-2003 11:52 AM

LOL!:D:D:D

Offshore Addiction 09-25-2003 12:31 PM

TODAY'S BLESSING

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who
screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.

AMEN

AugiePensa 09-25-2003 01:27 PM

Sharkey, you have my blessing. The Godfather.

Airpacker 09-25-2003 01:57 PM

What da ya mean funny? Funny how? :)


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