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Thread: Revenge....

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    Here's an Email I got....

    >For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to
    >take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out
    >on someone you don't know.
    >I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to
    >make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered saying, "Hello?"
    >I politely said, "This is Fred Hanifin, could I please speak with Robin
    >Carter?" Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe
    >that anyone could be so rude.
    >I tracked down Robin's correct number, and called her. (I had transposed
    >the last two digits of her phone number). After hanging up with her, I
    >decided to call the 'wrong' number again.
    >When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an [#@!$]!" and
    >hung up.
    >I wrote his number down, with the word '[#@!$]' next to it, and put it in
    >my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a
    >really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an [#@!$]!" it always
    >cheered me up.
    >When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic '[#@!$]' calling
    >would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John
    >Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're
    >familiar with the caller ID program?" he yelled, "NO!" and slammed the
    >phone down. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an
    >So, one day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.
    >Some boy in a black BMW cut me off, and pulled into the spot I had
    >patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting
    >for the spot. The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his
    >car window, so I wrote down his number. A couple of days later, right
    >after calling the first [#@!$] (I had his number on speed dial), I thought
    >I had
    >better call the BMW [#@!$], too. I dialed and someone said, "Hello?" I
    >said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?" "Yes it is."
    >"Can you tell me where I can see it?"
    >"Yes, I live at 802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house and the car's
    >parked right out front."
    >"What's your name?" I asked. "My name is Don Hansen," he said. "When's a
    >good time to catch you, Don?"
    >"I'm home every evening after five."
    >"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"
    >"Don, you're an [#@!$]!" Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed
    >dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two [#@!$] to call. But after
    >several months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be.
    >So, I came up with an idea: I called [#@!$] #1.
    >"You're an [#@!$]!" (but I didn't hang up.) "Are you still there?" he asked
    >"Yeah," I said. "Stop calling me," he screamed "Make me," I said.
    >"Who are you?" he asked.
    >"My name is Don Hansen."
    >"Yeah? Where do you live?"
    >"[#@!$], I live at 802 West 34th Street, a yellow house with my black
    >Beemer parked in front."
    >He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying
    >your prayers."
    >I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, [#@!$]."
    >Then I called [#@!$] # 2:
    >"Hello?" he said.
    >"Hello [#@!$]," I said.
    >He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."
    >"You'll what?" I said.
    >"I'll kick your [#@!$]," he exclaimed.
    >I answered, "Well, [#@!$], here's your chance. I'm coming over right >now."
    > Then, I hung up, and immediately called the police, saying that I lived
    >at 802 West 34th Street, and I was on my way over there to kill my gay
    >Then, I called Channel 12 news about the gang war going down on West 34th
    >St. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th St. There, I saw
    >two [#@!$] beating the [#@!$] out of each other in front of 6 squad cars, a
    >police helicopter, and a news crew.
    >Now, I feel better than I have for months !!!

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    Now that's funny!!!!

    I like that one.

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    that is fricken hillarious!!!!!

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    wow, someone one up'ed me thats good. I must bow down to the new dick head god. I mean that in a good way!!! lol

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    That was great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    That's fukkin' hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

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