Buy a Dog !!!
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Advice to the ladies
> > > > > > If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the > > joy of seeing you...buy a dog. > > > > If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him > > and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it...buy a dog. > > > > If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as > > long and wherever you want...buy a dog. > > > > If you want someone to scare away burglars, without a lethal > > weapon which terrifies you and endangers the lives of your family > > and all the neighbors...buy a dog. > > > > If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care > > about football, and can sit next to you and watch a romantic > > movie...buy a dog. > > > > If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to > > warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores...buy a dog. > > > > If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care > > if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if > > every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you > > unconditionally, perpetually...buy a dog. > > > > But on the other hand, > > > > If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores > > you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, > > walks all over you, runs around all night, only comes home to eat > > and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his > > happiness... > > > > Then my friend........Buy a cat. |
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Wardey, Does Jake go to work with ya? I want to take my Lab to work with me. If he can sleep on my bed, I'm sure he can go to work with me:D Later John |
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Johno, Dixie wants you to bring Jock back over.:p
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Mans BEST friend....For sure.....
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cuda,
nice blue underwear!! Gotta give you some crap about that if nothing else. I'm a huge dog-lover and always have been a sucker for labs, retreivers, and bigger sporting dogs. |
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Originally posted by Dave1972 cuda, nice blue underwear!! Gotta give you some crap about that if nothing else. I'm a huge dog-lover and always have been a sucker for labs, retreivers, and bigger sporting dogs. This one loves to wait for Debbie to make the bed, then roots under it like a hog. Pisses her right off!:) |
Dam Cuda,that pic looks like it belongs on some weird fetish site ;)
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The only truly loyal companion.
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Originally posted by Airpacker Dam Cuda,that pic looks like it belongs on some weird fetish site ;) ROFLMAO !!!!:D :D :D and still ROFLMAO !!!!:D :D :D :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: |
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Originally posted by Airpacker Dam Cuda,that pic looks like it belongs on some weird fetish site ;) |
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