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Wardey 10-02-2003 07:31 PM

Buy a Dog !!!
 
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Advice to the ladies
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> > If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the
> > joy of seeing you...buy a dog.
> >
> > If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him
> > and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it...buy a dog.
> >
> > If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as
> > long and wherever you want...buy a dog.
> >
> > If you want someone to scare away burglars, without a lethal
> > weapon which terrifies you and endangers the lives of your family
> > and all the neighbors...buy a dog.
> >
> > If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care
> > about football, and can sit next to you and watch a romantic
> > movie...buy a dog.
> >
> > If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to
> > warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores...buy a dog.
> >
> > If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care
> > if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if
> > every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you
> > unconditionally, perpetually...buy a dog.
> >
> > But on the other hand,
> >
> > If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores
> > you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place,
> > walks all over you, runs around all night, only comes home to eat
> > and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his
> > happiness...
> >
> > Then my friend........Buy a cat.

Johno 10-03-2003 07:04 AM

:D :) :) :D
Wardey,
Does Jake go to work with ya? I want to take my Lab to work with me. If he can sleep on my bed, I'm sure he can go to work with me:D
Later John

cuda 10-03-2003 07:18 AM

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Johno, Dixie wants you to bring Jock back over.:p

birdog 10-03-2003 07:24 AM

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Mans BEST friend....For sure.....

Dave1972 10-03-2003 08:08 AM

cuda,

nice blue underwear!! Gotta give you some crap about that if nothing else.

I'm a huge dog-lover and always have been a sucker for labs, retreivers, and bigger sporting dogs.

cuda 10-03-2003 09:27 AM

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Originally posted by Dave1972
cuda,

nice blue underwear!! Gotta give you some crap about that if nothing else.

I'm a huge dog-lover and always have been a sucker for labs, retreivers, and bigger sporting dogs.

Those are my "house shorts". :)

This one loves to wait for Debbie to make the bed, then roots under it like a hog. Pisses her right off!:)

Airpacker 10-03-2003 09:28 AM

Dam Cuda,that pic looks like it belongs on some weird fetish site ;)

JUSTONCE 10-03-2003 09:50 AM

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The only truly loyal companion.

Wardey 10-03-2003 09:53 AM


Originally posted by Airpacker
Dam Cuda,that pic looks like it belongs on some weird fetish site ;)

ROFLMAO !!!!:D :D :D and still ROFLMAO !!!!:D :D :D :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

cuda 10-03-2003 10:04 AM

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Originally posted by Airpacker
Dam Cuda,that pic looks like it belongs on some weird fetish site ;)
I guess this one belongs there too!:eek:


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