OT: Who's Too Old ???
 

At a nursing home a group of seniors were sitting around talking about
>all their ailments.
>
> "My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said
>one.
>
> "Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my
>coffee."
>
> "I couldn't even mark an 'X' at election time, my hands are so crippled,"
>volunteered a third.
>
> "What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you!" said a fourth.
>
> "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a fifth,
>to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
>
> "My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy I can hardly walk!" exclaimed
>another.
>
> "I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said an elderly gent.
>
> "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as
>he slowly shook his head. The others nodded in agreement.
>
> "Well, count your blessings," said one woman cheerfully, "thank God we
>can all still drive.":rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D

Me too :D:D:D

Yep, me too! I was wondering who didnt know Too Old!! :D

Can Too Old still drive a boat?

Naaa he cant drive one but he could build one from the ashes of a burned out one!!!

Funny I was waiting for a bashing thread myself

I like the rest thought it was about some OSO member.

The problem with the story is this is what I worry about with my dad, & father in law. After my father-in-law told me that since cars were so "BIG" he could see them, I told him I will drive because I get sick riding.

i saw Too Old driving something like this;)

What you saw was a "super-imposed" image of Too Old at the wheel that was created by a hologram that he scarfed while rebuilding "the Enterprise".

And if I understand correctly, he traded the Enterprise for one of those early 1960's "car/boats", the little cars with the propellors that people would drive down the beach and right into the lake. However, since the "car/boat" was in perfect condition, he threw some cash in to boot.