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    Talking O/T:womans/mans prayers....Funny

    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
    One who's handsome, smart and strong.
    One who loves to listen long.
    One who thinks before he speaks.
    When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
    I pray that he is gainfully employed.
    When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen.

    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who
    owns a liquor store and a boat. Amen.

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    Re: O/T:womans/mans prayers....Funny

    Originally posted by Donzigerl
    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who
    owns a liquor store and a boat. Amen.
    With a flat head. So I can rest my beer on it.

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