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    Gold Member Gold Member Iggy's Avatar
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    Talking OT: Things we'd all love to say.....


    1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of ****.

    2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

    3. How about never? Is never good for you?

    4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

    5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

    6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

    7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

    8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

    9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word
    you're saying.

    10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...

    11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

    12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

    13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.

    14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

    15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

    16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

    17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

    18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

    19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

    20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

    21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

    22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are
    largely ceremonial.

    23. And your cry baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

    24. Do I look like a people person?

    25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

    26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

    27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

    28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

    29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

    30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you

    31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

    32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

    33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

    34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

    35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

    36. Chaos, panic, & disorder-my work here is done.

    37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

    38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.

    39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

    40. Oh I get it... like humor... but different.

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    Gold Member Gold Member Iggy's Avatar
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    One of my favorite lines is:

    "I've tried to see things from your point of view, but I just can't get my head up my a$$".

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    Does it make me any less compassionate if I tell you that I regularly use about a third of those phrases?
    I see London, I see France...

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    Exactly how many times do I have to flush before you go away?

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    I knew I shouldn't have made that left turn in Albuquerque...

    Talking GOOD ONE!!!

    Originally posted by Dano
    Exactly how many times do I have to flush before you go away?
    I'll have to remember to add that one to my repratiose (sp?) of one liners!!! LOL!!!

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    I don't know why you don't like me; I barely acknowledge your existence.


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    I see that you have once again failed to achieve the pitiful goal that you have set for yourself.

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