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  1. #1
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    You know you're in California when......

    1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings
    and none are visible.

    2. You make over $300,000 and still
    can't afford a house.

    3. You take a bus and are shocked
    at two people carrying on a
    conversation in English.

    4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has
    purple hair, a nose ring, and is
    named Breeze.

    5. You can't pot illegal?

    6. You've been to a baby shower that
    has two mothers and a sperm donor.

    7. You have a very strong opinion about
    where your coffee beans are grown,
    and you can taste the difference
    between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

    8. You know which restaurant serves
    the freshest arugula.

    9. You can't pot illegal?

    10. A really great parking space can
    totally move you to tears.

    11. A low speed police pursuit will
    interrupt ANY TV broadcast.

    12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more
    than anywhere else in the U.S.

    13. A man gets on the bus in full
    leather regalia and crotchless
    chaps. You don't even notice.

    14. Unlike back home, the guy at
    8:30am at Starbucks wearing the
    baseball cap and sunglasses who
    looks like George Clooney really IS
    George Clooney.

    15. Your car insurance costs as much
    as your house payment.

    16. Your hairdresser is straight, your
    plumber is gay, the woman who
    delivers your mail is into S &M,
    and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in

    17. You can't pot illegal?

    18. It's barely sprinkling rain and
    there's a report on every news
    station: "STORM WATCH 2003."

    19. You have to leave the big company
    meeting early because Billy Banks
    himself is teaching the 4:00pm Tae
    Bo class.

    20. You pass an elementary school
    playground and the children are all
    busy with their cells or pagers.

    21. It's barely sprinkling rain outside,
    so you leave for work an hour early
    to avoid all the weather-related

    22. Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????

    23. Both you AND your dog have therapists

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    Funny stuff Tom!!! How is the bat coming along? I'm ready for another ride!!!

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    Funny, but...

    Is pot illegal???

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    Tom is offline
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    In answer to both Clay and Nort -
    It helps get rid of the cramps from the Lithium I take.

    I bet nobody gets that one.

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    You know your in California when you have better boating weather then everyone else in the winter

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    Originally posted by Wasabe
    You know your in California when you have better boating weather then everyone else in the winter
    I beg to differ!

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    Good one Tom

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