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    Tom is offline
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    How much is this boat?

    A woman walks into a shop that sells Offshore boats.
    She looks around and spots the perfect boat and walks over to inspect it.
    As she bends to feel the hull she farts loudly. Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person does not pop up right now.
    _As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day
    Ma'am, how may we help you today?"
    _Very uncomfortably she asks, "How much does this boat cost?"
    _He answers, "Lady if you farted just touching it, you're gonna crap your
    pants when you hear what the price is.

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    “It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle.”

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    speel chekk this fokker! Charter Member puder's Avatar
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    Locust Valley, New York
    Pardon me, while I whip this out!

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