ot: WOMAN DRIVERS
 

WOMEN DRIVERS

Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang
doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting
on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked
back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so
much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my
other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car
using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my
ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big
Jim and the Twins,ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and
disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers !!:D

Good one .:D :D :D :D

You had me for a few lines till you dropped the donut!!!;)

That was great!

I give it
:D :D :D :D

That's too funny! :p

:D :D :D :D

:):):):)

And to think, I was getting ready to add to this... :)

This is a true observation.....

One morning as I was driving to work on the Garden State Parkway in Jersey I spotted a guy driving with a news paper spread over the steering wheel. He also had a bowl of cereal in one hand and a spoon in the other. I assume he was using a knee to steer with.
As I was gawking at this demonstration of multi-tasking a State Trooper pulled up on the opposite side of the car and shook his head in disbelief. The officer promtly pulled the guy over. I whish I could've heard the guys explanation.

LMAO
Thanks!