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    Wed Humor, Snapy Answers

    Wed Humor

    Snappy Answer #1

    A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check
    tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and
    he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a
    beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."

    Snappy Answer #2
    A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but
    couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do
    these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am,
    they're dead."

    Snappy Answer #3
    The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding
    rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop
    said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When
    the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a

    Snappy Answer #4
    A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that
    reads "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead
    of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.
    Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks
    around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got
    stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge
    and ran out of gas."

    and finally #5,
    A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now
    class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I
    might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or
    illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other
    excuses whatsoever!"
    A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What
    would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter
    sexual exhaustion?"
    The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
    When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the
    student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd
    have to write the exam with your other hand."

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    LMAO #4

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    the last one was great

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