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    Lil Lady

    Banana Mid Week Humor - New Retirement Fund

    Just a little mid-week humor for everyone! Enjoy and hope to see everyonein St. Pete!!!

    New Retirement Program--

    If you had bought $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

    With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.

    With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

    If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drunk all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.

    Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is a new retirement program, I call it the 401Keg.

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    haha.. nice...

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