If this is your first visit, please click the Sign Up now button to begin the process of creating your account so you can begin posting on our forums! The Sign Up process will only take up about a minute of two of your time.

Follow us on Facebook Follow us on Twitter
Page 2 of 6 FirstFirst 1234 ... LastLast
Results 11 to 20 of 51
  1. #11
    Joe is offline
    Offshore Cowboy Platinum Member Joe's Avatar
    My Boats:
    '03 Lip-ship Gladiator - Purchased (Not from Lip-Ship) w/ worn out Merc's posted on OSO Classifieds and told to me had "Fresh Motors." Wish I would have gotten to Philly's 1 Day Sooner and bought the Gladiator he sold to Tommy!!!
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Houston, TX
    e-mail it and cc everyone you know. i'm sure all of us OSO'ers would be glad to give you our e-mail addresses -- if for nothing more, but for her to wonder who all of these people are you cc'd!

    end with - you're mailing a "hard" copy to her, but you just couldn't wait for her to get it, so you e-mailed it first!!!!

  2. #12
    she had her sister drop off the P.O... have her little sis drop that off when she has that funny little "I just took a punding" walk to her

  3. #13
    Registered Tricky919's Avatar
    My Boats:
    I Have No Boat
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Port Chester, NY.
    A True Classic !!!!!!!

  4. #14
    Registered Rippem's Avatar
    My Boats:
    353 FasTech
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    1000 Islands
    Absolutely fan-#@*king-tastic...couldn't have said it better...

  5. #15
    Registered FASTTIMES's Avatar
    My Boats:
    31 scarab
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Thats Great!!!!!!! send it with some fake flowers

  6. #16
    Gold Member Gold Member
    My Boats:
    2002 Cigarette Gladiator (Race)
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Hollywood Md
    Thats Great!! I love it!!

  7. #17
    Registered throttleup's Avatar
    My Boats:
    AKA Throttle Up Propellers
    Join Date
    Mar 2002
    Cajun Country
    Shall I send you a Call Tag and let Brown take care of the rest?

  8. #18
    Gold Member Gold Member BatGirl's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2001
    Wellington, Fl/Mooresville NC
    Get Over it!!
    You could use some serious threapy dude! Did you forget your Prozac today?
    I though this was a boating website......Not for whinning over some chic!
    Go Big or go Home!

  9. #19
    Registered Shorgasm's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2001
    On the back of a chicks M3..If you're gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair!!
    Oops....Looks like jesus just entered the room!

    Pardon me Honey.......Should I take you to school on this one?NO?

    Let me anyways....seeing as you have NO idea of what you are talking about!

    1..I took this girl into MY house with her newborn.
    2..I got her out of the "club" scene...Oh and No need to mention the coke habit!
    3..I got her and her parents talking again.
    4..I got her a truck when her worthless azz couldn't figure it out.
    5..I took time off work to watch her kids so she could make money to pay her child support.
    6..I borrowed a substantial amount of money from a friend to keep her out of Jail for her stupid past of which she never paid a PENNY!.
    7..I got the babies REAL father into his childs life.
    8..I gave her a place to bring her other two kids to stay with us.
    9..I made sure her children had a good christmas when she fukked up again.Twice on that matter!
    10..Even when we weren't together I made sure she had enough to pay her rent.

    Should I go on.cause there is plenty more to tell.......funny how it comes out in the end.

    And what do I get for this.......she attempts to have one of my car's repossed....puts restraining order on me....calls me employer and tells him that she thinks I vandalized her car......and tries to have my boat stolen..two different people informed me about that one!Both of them her "friends"

    But hey Thanx for your opinion!

  10. #20
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    HOLY SH!T !! I thought at first that you found this somewhere and posted it to be funny.

    SEND IT NOW!!!!!!

    I did a similar thing to my ex, only not nearly as good as that....YOU ARE THA MAN!!!

Page 2 of 6 FirstFirst 1234 ... LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. Progressive writing in FLfor >30' again?
    By bowtye8 in forum Insurance and Finance
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: 08-24-2007, 08:09 AM
  2. Changing "Great Adventure" Writing
    By Lucky Strike Jr in forum Sutphen
    Replies: 25
    Last Post: 06-22-2007, 07:28 AM
  3. Skater Hull Warranty - In Writing?
    By at100plus in forum Skater
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 05-10-2006, 07:07 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:22 PM.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.2.0
Copyright © 2016 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.1
Original Poster In Postbit provided by Original Poster In Postbit v1.0.0 (Free) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2016 DragonByte Technologies Ltd. Runs best on HiVelocity Hosting.
Copyright 2011 OffShoreOnly. All rights reserved.