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  1. #1
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    Apr 2002

    Talking OT, thursday funny.....well kinda

    Marriage Test

    A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.

    He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and then watches to see what she will do with the money.

    The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so
    The man was impressed.

    The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so
    Again, the man is impressed.

    The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
    Obviously, the man was impressed.

    The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

    Then, he married the one with the biggest breasts.
    (men are like that, you know)

  2. #2
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    The president of a company calls in one of his managers and asks “Are you screwing the secretary?”
    The manager answers “no”.
    So the president says “Good! then you fire her.”

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    Good one!!

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