That's not a Brough Superior.
It's a Bro Superior. (not a racial slur, just an updated urban bike).
Sir Lawrence ran off the road and was tossed into a pasture when his Brough hit the ditch/fence. DOA.
And those arms...
I bet he can't reach around to wipe his butt they're so big (I'd hate to be in charge of washing his underwear).