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Old 11-24-2003, 10:16 AM
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Talking Welfare

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year". The guy says, "You're bull****ting me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
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Old 11-24-2003, 10:19 AM
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Old 11-24-2003, 10:22 AM
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AAHHH damn, I was about to apply for that one
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Old 11-24-2003, 03:44 PM
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Originally posted by Troutly
That one is ooooooold.....I give that two ...only because I am generous
me also
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Old 11-24-2003, 08:32 PM
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I should have finished reading before I put my 2 weeks in,
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