Tue humor **The Birds & The Bees
11-25-2003, 10:54 PM
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Tue humor **The Birds & The Bees
The Birds & The Bees
A momma asked her ten-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears.
Confused, the mother asked her son what was wrong.
"Oh Mom," he sobbed, "at age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech.
At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter Bunny' speech.
Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no Tooth Fairy' speech!
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to live for!!!"
A momma asked her ten-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears.
Confused, the mother asked her son what was wrong.
"Oh Mom," he sobbed, "at age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech.
At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter Bunny' speech.
Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no Tooth Fairy' speech!
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to live for!!!"
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