Now... If you want to talk about what pisses me off, it is other boaters. Mostly jet skis!
I really only have three "rules" while I am on the water:
1) No wake means no wake. I can't tell you how many times a jet ski (or boat) cruises too fast in our huge, no wake, party cove. It upsets me and I usually yell at them.
2) No aluminum. I do not allow any aluminum boats to tie off to my boat. Aluminum and fiberglass don't mix.
3) No girls, no tie off. My wife is usually topless and (I think) she is good looking. So, alot of "sausage boats" want to tie off next to us. I tell them to go find some good-looking girls and come back!