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  1. #21
    JC Performance Engines Gold Member Stormrider's Avatar
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    Long Island, NY
    How about greasy suntan lotion all over the upholstery!!
    Thats a PAIN to clean off the seats and messes up the glass as well.
    Shoes aint so bad as long as feet stay on the deck, not on the seats, but they better check for tar on their shoes before they do board!
    Last edited by Stormrider; 11-26-2003 at 02:28 PM.
    With great power, comes great responsibility.

  2. #22
    Registered SS930's Avatar
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    1990 Donzi Sweet 16
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    Aug 2003
    At the office.
    Sounds like my chick has been on all of your boats too!

  3. #23
    I just simply have the "S" rules, that I explain to non boaters or first time riders on the boat.

    The "S" rules are as follows...
    - Shoes: none
    - Smoking: none
    - Sharp objects: none- like keys either in the pockets or hanging off them that WILL damage the interior.
    - Standing on the seats, not allowed
    - Stay seated while underway
    - Suntan oil or lotion: None without proper protection on the seating areas.
    - Standing or walking across any hatches: not allowed
    - Slippery foot wear, like socks, not allowed on the front deck or any smooth know what will happen.

    They get given out, every time out, to ensure the message gets across. Everyone has followed the rules, or as they are told, they will NEVER ride again if they break any of them. Too much time & $$$ to fix their mis-understanding or un-thinking of the damage that will occur if they violate these simple rules.

    The open beverages underway, and the eating of messy stuff is also a no, no.....

  4. #24
    Registered GeeterB's Avatar
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    St Louis
    I love it when people bit*h about all the rules on board.
    And then they tell me what great shape the boat is in

  5. #25
    Registered Tricky919's Avatar
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    Port Chester, NY.
    Lighting up to smoke is the worst.......or pulling out a five dollar bill at the gas dock like it's going to help !!!!!

  6. #26
    Charter Member #232 Charter Member Audiofn's Avatar
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    1979 Formula 302, 99 Formula 353, 81 Donzi 18 2+3 with 454
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    Oct 2000
    Carlisle, MA USA
    NO BOTTLES!!!!!!!!

    Put your best foot forward!

  7. #27
    My Boats:
    one slow Fountain, one fast ice boat.
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    Feb 2002
    Traverse City, Michigan
    Anyone that shows up late. For years I'd give everyone a break and wait for them. They show-up thirty minutes, an hour late like it's no big thing !

    Now it's lines off and we're out of here with them or without at the appointed hour.


  8. #28
    Registered HyperBaja's Avatar
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    1990 Baja 190 DSR
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    Sep 2002
    Lewis Center, Ohio
    bottle caps, and they dont throw them out, and dad finds them, or they say "hand me another beer" while i am on phone with dad.

    Crums everywhere

    leaving your magazines on here, and they get wet then *****ing to me that they got wet on a boat.

    spraying tanning oil all over the gel, and only getting a small amount on you.

    friends who bring psycho girl friends who are afraid of water.

    and hot chicks who dont like how the boat bounces, and how I seem more interested in "talking with her" than driving (substitute talking for looking) in rough water.
    Last edited by HyperBaja; 11-26-2003 at 03:55 PM.

  9. #29
    Registered GeeterB's Avatar
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    St Louis

    Ding Ding Ding!!! We have a Winner!!!

    "or they say "hand me another beer" while i am on phone with dad."
    That is priceless Hyper!!!

  10. #30
    Registered JPD Motorsports's Avatar
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    scratching the surface!
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    Sep 2003
    Flower Mound, TX
    Sitting at a poker run being rafted up next to, the the guy and his friends all trample your boat, jumping from their bow onto ours, as for the others it cleans up, but I will let some slide if I'm in the right mood. If not all hell breaks out and you look like an ass standing at the dock with no way home!

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