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    Talking simple math for guys about women!

    I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in
    front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to
    avoid hitting her.

    This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window
    and "flipped" the woman off.

    "Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself.

    I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does
    anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

    I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.

    That's 96 miles each day.

    Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.

    Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.

    There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.

    That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

    Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I
    pass at least another 4000 cars.

    That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.

    Statistically, females drive half of these.

    That's 18,000 women drivers!

    In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.

    That's 642.

    According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or

    That's 449.

    According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have
    seriously considered suicide or homicide.

    That's 98.

    And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.

    That's 33.

    According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry
    weapons, and this number is increasing.

    That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has
    a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
    considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

    Flip one off? ........ I think not.

    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy horsepower. And I've never seen a sad person hauling a$$!

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