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    Talking Today's funny: Two Prostitutes

    Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign
    on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00."

    A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told
    them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to

    Just at that time, another car passed with a sign
    saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of the girls asked the officer, "How
    come you don't stop them?!"

    "Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled...."Their
    sign pertains to religion."

    So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took
    their sign down and drove off. The following day
    found the same police officer! in the area when
    he noticed the two ladies driving around with a
    large sign on their car again.

    Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up
    with them when he noticed the new sign which now
    read: ..................


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    alright, I'll give that smiles
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