Help with a Christmas gift
 

I need a gag gift for my girlfriends brother and who better to help me than my slightly off center ( I say this endearingly ) friends at OSO.

I actually started this with a magnetic arm that you stick on the drivers door of your car. It had this huge bicep (cartoon size almost) and a tattoo.
He retaliated with a plastic reindeer that pooped candy turds and a very bazaar stuffed chicken Christmas tree ornament.

I need to step this one up this year. The more ridiculous the better.
Keep in mind that it a gag so I dont want to spend too much although if its good Ill go that little extra. :p I also want to be able to give it to him in front of his grandparents, his parents have already accepted me with my sense of humor.

Just a few clue's if they help; He's 30 yrs old, a full time fireman at West Point and is expecting his first baby in march. Big sports fan and into fishing.

Help me come up with something good.

Did a quick search: here's one
http://www.prankplace.com/index.htm


another:
http://www.soimmature.com/

Check these out
Possum fur Nipple Warmers. Maybe a nice e-mail sent to the firehouse mentioning how he never seems to be cold at those 2am fire calls.
Hmmmm...hows he do that?......


http://www.nznature.co.nz/ecofur2.htm

SummerObsession and Boatme thanks for the ideas.

Can anybody top Possum Nipple Warmer
:p