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HyperBaja 12-03-2003 02:26 PM

Team Baja and Thrill seeker-dont move here
 
Pittsburgh PA
It is still illegal to bring a donkey or a mule onto a trolley car.

Fort Thomas KY
Dogs may not molest cars.

State of Florida
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

Daytona Beach FL
The molestation of trash cans is banned.


Tampa FL
Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing".

Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron.


State of Alabama
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

State of Indiana
A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17. (what if they were at the beach?????)

Well....If you both stay with sheep, you will be fine in most places, except montana, where it is illegl for a man and a sheep to ride in a truck together without a chaperone.

CigDaze 12-03-2003 02:30 PM

They did away with that 6 foot rule...:D :D :D
You can get as slimy as you want now!

BobbyB 12-03-2003 03:07 PM

Hey Baja Daze,
I will be in tampa after christmas and will be ready for a trip to Mons:D

CigDaze 12-03-2003 03:18 PM

The Mons...yes, a must see. :D:D

Ricochet Mike 12-03-2003 03:23 PM

ooo, ooo, take me, take me!!!!!!!

ChrisK 12-03-2003 03:30 PM

Mons is ok.. a bit on the pricey side for what ya get.... There are others... hehe Dont ask me the names I cant remember.

CigDaze 12-03-2003 03:53 PM

Mons
Doll House
Diamonds
Deja Vu

They're all damn good in my book. :D

RollWithIt 12-03-2003 04:06 PM

FYI There are no more trollies here. You are safe to come here now. :D

TEAMBAJA 12-03-2003 05:45 PM

The funny thing about crazy laws like that is the fact that someone had to do it, and make it a problem! :D

Waterfoul 12-03-2003 06:30 PM

Hey, it is illegal in Michigan to perform felatio. Now that sucks!! Pun intended. :D


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