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    Friday morning humor..

    A young couple were driving down the road one day,

    happily, deliriously in love and due to be married the

    next day. Suddenly, a large truck swerved from the

    oncoming lanes into their car! BOOM! And they both


    At the Pearly Gates, the young couple confronted St.

    Peter. "Sir, you have to help us! We were to be

    married tomorrow. Is there any way we can be married

    in Heaven?"

    "Hmmm," replied St. Peter, "I don't recall there ever

    being a marriage in Heaven. Well, let's take it up

    with God and see what he says."

    So they approached God with their plea. God sat for a

    moment, pondering the request. Then he looked down and

    said, "Come back in five years and ask me again."

    Five years later, the couple approached God again,

    even more in love than ever and pleading that he allow

    their marriage. God paused for quite a while, musing

    over their request. Then he spoke, "Come back in five

    years and ask me again."

    And once again, five years later, the couple was again

    in the presence of God, more in love than ever and

    begging God's permission for the third time to marry.

    This time God smiled broadly and thundered, "Yes my

    children, you may marry!"

    Well, the wedding went off beautifully, the reception

    was huge, everyone thought the bride was simply

    breathtaking and the groom was soooo handsome, and

    everyone was happy! Until...

    Two years later, the couple was back bef ore God, and

    things were not looking so good. The couple had come

    to the realization almost immediately that although

    marriages were made in heaven, they didn't last very

    long there! And, in spite of their struggles to come

    to terms with the situation, they had decided there

    simply was no alternative but to get a divorce.

    Black clouds fractured by lightening rolled across the

    sky, and the ground shook with explosive thunder. God

    glared down at the tiny couple before him, his face

    becoming dark and angry, and he roared, "Divorce?! Impossible!!! It took us TEN years just to find a priest in Heaven! Do you have any idea how long it will take to find a LAWYER?!!"

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    not all lawyers are bad , it's the judges you gotta worry about

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