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Old 12-07-2003, 05:17 PM
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as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move
as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. ! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
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LOL! I like that theory


Got your sleds ready?
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Originally posted by traviss
LOL! I like that theory


Got your sleds ready?
Yep, their washed and loading in the trailer sitting in my shop....just waiting for snow.
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where do you live playn...southeast, southwest michigan?
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just south of you in Howell
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For some reason i thought you were west sider, but i guess not LOL! Where do you do most of your sleddin?
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We have friends with a place on Houghton Lake so we go up there quite often. Downstate usually ride Gaylord or Grayling. In the UP we base out of Curtis and head to Grand Marais, Manistique, etc..
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Thats cool.. My sled Is all ready waiting for snow, most of the time I'll be riding outta oscoda where we have our house, the snow is not the best but it works Made a few laps last friday, tore the hell outta the grass LOL! Put a new siliencer on it, now it sounds obnoxous
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