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    Attention WalMart Shoppers

    BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) -- Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item -- Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E J Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I.

    She said:"The right name is important."

    So, here we go:

    The top 12 suggested \names for Wal-Mart Wine:

    12. Chateau Traileur Parc
    11. White Trashfindel
    10. Big Red Gulp
    9. Grape Expectations
    8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
    7. NASCARbernet*
    6. Chef Boyardeaux
    5. Peanut Noir
    4. Chateau des Moines
    3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
    2. World Championship Riesling

    and the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine ...

    1. Nasti Spumante

    And who says they don't know wine in Arkansas?

    Or as they say in Little Rock;

    " Up Yours"

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    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy horsepower. And I've never seen a sad person hauling a$$!

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    Laughed so hard I almost choked on my lunch.

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    I kinda like "Thunderwall"

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    Good One! LOL!

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    that is some good stuff.

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