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    Registered jawbreakerkid's Avatar
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    My Favorite Christmas Cookies!!!

    Christmas Cookies (My Favorite)

    Here is how to make my favorite Christmas Cookies:
    Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
    1 cup of water
    1 tsp. baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups of dried fruit
    1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

    Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

    Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.

    Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor...Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

    Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.


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    Charter Member #232 Charter Member Audiofn's Avatar
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    I bet Puder can read that NO PROBLEMO
    Put your best foot forward!

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    Originally posted by Audiofn

    I bet Puder can read that NO PROBLEMO
    LOL!!! The perfect puder cookies!!
    [b]M Go Blue.......Gator boots, gator luggage, gator purses... all at cut rate deals!!!!

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    my kinda cookin

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    Originally posted by Troutly
    Can one substitute something in place of the Cuervo!?

    Like what...............Donuts?

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