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Strip Poker 388 01-15-2004 01:09 AM

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Guaranteed how to pick up girls with this . Good for the one night stands .The quickies:D :D

Try this http://www.trickslips.com/

mcollinstn 01-15-2004 08:04 AM

Ain't it the damn truth...

impulsive 01-15-2004 08:10 AM

that is beautiful:D

throttleup 01-15-2004 08:45 AM

And after she finds out you will be "hitting the bricks"

Julie:D

cuda 01-15-2004 09:01 AM


Originally posted by throttleup
And after she finds out you will be "hitting the bricks"

Julie:D

That's ok as long as you have already played "hide the sausage" with her.:)

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I bet they work like a charm. :)

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just for the record, i could do that with real ones.

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The ideas that I know now that could've been used when I was younger. If I could only have my youth back.

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how do you think a land walrus like me gets hot babes, I pay for them, lol

Reed Jensen 01-15-2004 10:16 AM

I made the mistake of buying a Ferrari when I was 29....... thought I was really hot ****........ oh yeah.... it attracted women alright....... my phone was always ringing...... women I hardly knew..... didn't want to sleep with me..... just wanted me to bail them out of some stupid financial bind they were in..... Oh.... there is one thing absolutely true that was mentioned in the ad for the deposit slips..... there is nothing... and I mean NOTHING..... that will torpedo a relationship with a woman faster.... and that is if she doesn't get validation from her girlfriends about YOU ! They can't draw their own conclusions about you or your relationship.... they have to be told by their girlfriends if she should be with you! You can do twenty-fold in comparison to what you get in return from a woman...... do more for her than her feckless girlfriends would ever do...... but if they don't approve of you..... you are history.... Go figure....


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