OT Only in America:
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Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER… Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? |
Only in America can a guy spend all day on OSO while @ work and still get payed:cool:
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Only in America can we justify pi s sing away thousands on owning a high performance boat that gets used 6 months out of the year;)
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6 months? Damn you are lucky! :D
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Originally posted by CAP071 6 months? Damn you are lucky! :D If your lucky 6 ,, more like 5 |
Originally posted by impulsive Only in America can we justify pi s sing away thousands on owning a high performance boat that gets used 6 months out of the year;) |
Originally posted by bajabob38 Only in America can a guy spend all day on OSO while @ work and still get payed:cool: Shhhhhhhh, be vewy, vewy quiet,,,,, my boss doesn't know,,,,,,,, I hope!!!:D |
Almost all YEAR ROUND HERE!
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hey parnell goes boating in lake michigan in dec and jan
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