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sean stinson 01-18-2004 11:15 AM

Powerboat Porn
 
I was informed the other day that the best foreplay my wife has seen out of me yet is when I am talking or looking at boats.

Look at those blowers and carbs.....oh man check out those drives, honey...Let's go do it!!

Now I ask all my bros here....Have or do any of you suffer from the same thing? :eek: :eek: :cool: :cool:

Sean

Crazyhorse 01-18-2004 11:20 AM

Nope. I'm the quiet, sensitive type. Besides, boats suck.

Pure Energy 01-18-2004 11:21 AM

Foreplay and completion!!! I don't need my wife!

WARPAINT 01-18-2004 11:32 AM

Foreplay, hmmmm............there was that time i tied her to the sunpad of a 31 Stinger:eek: I think she liked it;) :D

DoTheMath 01-18-2004 11:35 AM

Yeah, boating brings out the best in my wife... "actual boating". But coming home, picking up the new issue of Powerboat and ooooh-ing and ahhh-ing over it just gets me this::rolleyes:

;)

Steve_H 01-18-2004 11:40 AM

i have pavlaws dog syndrome.
only difference is , its the sound of big horsepower , not a bell. :crazy:

Nauti Kitty 01-18-2004 12:04 PM

It worked great for me right up till my divorce when she told the judge she hated boating:confused: NK

sean stinson 01-18-2004 12:11 PM


Originally posted by Nauti Kitty
It worked great for me right up till my divorce when she told the judge she hated boating:confused: NK

I have got no words for you here bro.....:eek: :eek:

georges 01-18-2004 07:59 PM


Originally posted by lotoparty
i have pavlaws dog syndrome.
only difference is , its the sound of big horsepower , not a bell. :crazy:

Yeah, me too.:D :D :D

sgrady 01-18-2004 08:00 PM

Parn, sounds like the first wife !!!:rolleyes: Thanks again for the info.

Too Old LMAO !!!

Sean, you well need a little help or you will be joining Parnell and myself and Boatme and ........ wait, maybe she is on to something !;) ;)


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