This one is for the Gals!!!!
> You Gals will like this one
> > > > 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? > (because they are plugged into a genius) > > 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? > (they don't have enough time) > > 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? > (they don't stop to ask directions) > > 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? > (because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock) > > (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) > > 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? > (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) > > 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? > (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) > > 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? > (don't know.....it never happened) > > (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) > > 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? > (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) > > > # 4 is hysterical!! BG XO > > > > > |
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Why did God create women.... because sheep can't wash dishes! so there! nyah!:p
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Originally posted by Reed Jensen Why did God create women.... |
Not Bad, For A GIRL:p
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Hey, we'll give that to you. We still have the Uncensored Section though.:D
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