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Ed Zachary Disease
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>> A woman was very distraught by the fact that she hadn't had a date or
>>any sex in quite some time. Afraid there might be something wrong with
>>her, she sought the expertise of the well-known Chinese sex therapist, Dr.

>>Chang.
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>> Upon entering the examination room, Dr.Chang said, "OK, take off all
>>your crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw
>>reery,reery fass to odderside of room." Again, the woman did as she was
>>instructed.
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>> "OK," said Dr. Chang, "now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she
>>did. Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You

>>haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or
>>dates."
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>> Alarmed, the woman anxiously asked, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what's Ed
>>Zachary Disease?"
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>> Dr. Chang sighed deeply and solemnly replied: "Ed Zachary Disease is
>>when your face look ed zachary like your ass."