I was boating today and went to the Yardhouse.
There was a big group of very attractive, sexy, scantily-clad girls.
As I pulled up in my Fountain, the girls came running down the gangway to the float. They said "We were going to have sex with that guy over there in the Outerlimits. But now Fountain has the kilo, and we want to have sex with you."
It took most of the afternoon.