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    Lightbulb Forthcoming interim State Of The Union Address

    "My fellow Americans:

    As you all know, the defeat of Iraq's regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in
    Iraq is complete..

    This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days.

    It is now time to begin the reckoning.

    Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

    The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's
    nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

    Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

    Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

    In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money
    toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.

    On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.

    To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal now.
    Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia for
    negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.

    I'm ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.

    I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
    diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. Pay your tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.

    A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are going to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I'm gonna put 'em?

    Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil. Oh, by the way the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty -- starting now.

    It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens.
    Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying 'darn tootin.

    Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet.

    It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to reinvest in the people of this great land.

    To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you. To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.

    God bless America.
    Thank you and good night.

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    ....a distressed pilot once said....

    ......and those of you who do not know how to "swim" please sit on the right side of the airplane and those who do know how to "swim" sit on the left and when we hit the water... we are only about a mile from easy swim...and to those of you on the right side of the plane who DON NOT know how to swim..."Thanks for flying AMERICAN Airlines!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Shane, I don't post often on this forum, but I like the way you think. Doug

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    Lake George, NY it's not called "Queen of American Lakes" for nothin'!
    Originally posted by Doug E.
    Shane, I don't post often on this forum, but I like the way you think. Doug
    Thank you Doug.

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    Beautiful piece of work if i might say so.............

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    I love it! A little honesty in the sotu address like the above is just we need.

    Shane for Pres. '04!

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