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Thread: Dear God

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    Dear God

    A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing
    happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

    When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA, they decided to
    send it to the President.

    The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the
    little boy a $5.00 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot
    of money to a little boy.

    The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a
    thank-you note to God, which read:

    Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that
    for some reason you sent it
    through Washington, D.C., and those a$sholes deducted $95.00 in taxes.

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    Ain't that the truth. I was starting to think that was a joke right up to the end.

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