I Love Broker-ese
03-16-2004, 10:00 AM
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I Love Broker-ese
"SUPER CLEAN AND READY TO GO" - just don't fall through the rotting floor when you do.
"She is in Bristol condition" - The upholstery is only "Slightly" filthy and just a few small tears, rips and wrinkles.
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"She is in Bristol condition" - The upholstery is only "Slightly" filthy and just a few small tears, rips and wrinkles.
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03-16-2004, 10:10 AM
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"NOPE...he owns it CASH. He can sit on it for as long as he likes. The boat has been seriously for sale with this owner since the fall...
I love when people call and offer $50k for a $85k boat
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Classic!
Sorry, could not help myself.
I love when people call and offer $50k for a $85k boat
"Classic!
Sorry, could not help myself.
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03-16-2004, 10:22 AM
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"Its the latest technology... a variable geometry transom that allows the boat to move with the conditions....." which meant the transom was so wet that it flexed at speed.
03-16-2004, 10:55 AM
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Originally posted by Roger 1
Motors and drives have just been ''gone through''...........................Yeah, with what?
Motors and drives have just been ''gone through''...........................Yeah, with what?
03-16-2004, 12:33 PM
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"This 1992 model is practically new"...uh-ha...
"Demo hours only" (the worst kind of hours, imo)
"Professionally maintained"....oh ya, that MUST mean it's in tip top shape.
"Like-new"...it is or it isn't!
"Demo hours only" (the worst kind of hours, imo)
"Professionally maintained"....oh ya, that MUST mean it's in tip top shape.
"Like-new"...it is or it isn't!
