Tonight, you are really showing some wit and humor. Better not use it all up on this thread...afterall at your AGE, you might not have many more nights where you're this funny. Best not waste them all at once!Originally posted by T2x
The Stages of Troutly's Law Enforcement Career.....
Stage I..........Was force fed Krispy Kreme until his ability to distinguish sweetness forever departed.
Stage II.....immediately afterward he was given "Blond recognition training" which allows him to single out and pull over attractive young ladies while clueless testosterone crazed single 18-21 year old males whiz recklessly by in various Japanese pocket rocket sedans.
Stage III....Learned "What's in the Bag"
Stage IV....... Realizes that all he can see through those mirrored sunglasses was his own eyes.
Stage V....... After various fruitless "sensitivity training" sessions...realized that the purpose of a night stick is to get someone's attention.
Stage VI ...Finally admits that he became a policeman because a girl he had a crush on at band camp told him he looked good in a uniform.
T2x.....trying to make some sense out of it all for ya