Originally posted by cuda
Does France have any oil? We could send a couple platoons of Boy Scouts over there and take it from them.
They used to have oil, when Chirac was hangin' with Soddaminsane, drinking vintage Bordeaux, nibbling goat cheese and tomato laden bruschettas, all the while surrounded by leacherous teenage nymphets!
We could send "The Village People", and they could take it from them!