A Fire Fighter
 

A fire fighter was working on an engine outside the station when he noticed
the little girl
next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and
a garden hose
tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a fire fighter's helmet and the wagon was being pulled
by her dog
and her cat.

The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.

"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter said with admiration.

"Thanks" said the little girl.

The firefighter looked a little closer and noticed the girl had tied the
wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

"Little Partner", the fire fighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to
run your rig, but
if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too, I think you could
go faster."

The little girl replied thoughtfully, " You're probably right, but then I
wouldn't have a siren.":eek: :eek: :D

:D :D