If this is your first visit, please click the Sign Up now button to begin the process of creating your account so you can begin posting on our forums! The Sign Up process will only take up about a minute of two of your time.

Follow us on Facebook Follow us on Twitter
Results 1 to 5 of 5
  1. #1
    Mod Squad Enforcer Charter Member Cash Bar's Avatar
    My Boats:
    2009 Skater 3212-- MAD PROPS
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    On the way to a PR near you

    O/T Few thoughts from Robin Williams...

    Laughed and cried.

    Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan ... what we

    need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

    I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan

    for peace. So, here's one plan.

    1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their

    affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,

    Milosovich and the rest of those good ol' boys: We will never

    "interfere" again.

    2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with

    Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We

    would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in

    the fence.

    3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and

    leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder

    will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where

    they are. France would welcome them.

    4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90

    days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would

    be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't

    hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any

    more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

    5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they

    don't attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home


    6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy

    wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but

    will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The

    caribou will have to cope for a while.

    7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel

    for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go

    somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells

    filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

    8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we

    will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds,

    rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them

    is stolen or given to the Army. The people who need it most get very

    little, if anything.

    9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't

    need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building

    would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

    10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one

    can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is

    ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...

    Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.

    The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your

    tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,

    "You want a piece of me?"
    Your OSO connection to great S. Florida Real Estate.

  2. #2
    Registered dockrocker's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2002

  3. #3
    Mod Squad Enforcer Charter Member Cash Bar's Avatar
    My Boats:
    2009 Skater 3212-- MAD PROPS
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    On the way to a PR near you

    My thoughts are still the same though!
    Your OSO connection to great S. Florida Real Estate.

  4. #4
    Registered Chris288's Avatar
    My Boats:
    2005 288 SUNSATION
    Join Date
    Mar 2002
    I agree,, who cares who said it,, it's soooo true..

  5. #5
    Originally posted by dockrocker

    Who cares ??!!! Both he and Bill Cosby can take a flying leap. I like the plan.

Similar Threads

  1. OT--Good stuff by Robin Williams
    By Allan4 in forum General Boating Discussion
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 09-18-2003, 10:31 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:58 PM.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.2.0
Copyright © 2016 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.1
Original Poster In Postbit provided by Original Poster In Postbit v1.0.0 (Free) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2016 DragonByte Technologies Ltd. Runs best on HiVelocity Hosting.
Copyright 2011 OffShoreOnly. All rights reserved.