Joke: Jesus and the Redneck
 

Jesus and the Redneck

An Irishman in a wheel chair entered a restaurant one afternoon and
asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across the
restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress
nodded yes," so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee on him.

The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched
back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the
waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant
and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the
Englishman said to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, my treat.

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Redneck
on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, " Hey
there, sweet thang, how's about! gettin' me a cold glass of Coke!" He
too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over
there?" The waitress nodded, so the Redneck said to give Jesus a cold
glass of coke, on my bill.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched
him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Irishman felt
the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the
door.

Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said
For your kindness, you are healed." The Englishman felt his back
straightening up, and he raised up his hands, praised the Lord and did
a series of back flips out the door.

Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck. The Redneck jumped up
and yelled, don't touch me......I'm drawin' disability!!!!!

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That's funny! The sad thing is... there are too many people that think that way!!!!!

don't you have orders to fill??:D :D :crazy:

??????????? Dave