Here's one with a very important lesson.
A muture bull elk and young spike elk are walking through the woods. They come to the top of large hill overlooking a huge valley. Down in the valley the young bull spots a lagre herd of cow elk. He says excitedly to the large bull "big bull, big bull look at all those cows down there lets run down there really fast and then F#ck one of 'em" The big bull laughs and says "Why don't we walk down there and f#ck 'em all"
What a great lesson !! Rember boys walk don't run.