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Old 05-17-2004, 02:47 PM
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They got me locked in solitary after my second offense of ejection.
Didn't mind being a Virgin,
but I don't like Diamonds,
and I don't Lap Dance well.

Anyone know a good attorney?
I don't want to stay locked up like this behind the razor wire forever.
Promise I'll be good next time.
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Old 05-17-2004, 02:59 PM
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Oh Man, thats funny,

Kinda mean, But funny!!!

Just Glad everyone is OK.
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OK........

I guess this means the boat has tossed two sets of driver/throttlemen out?

Or LS is getting kinky with tailpipes?

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Originally Posted by lucky strike
They got me locked in solitary after my second offense of ejection.
Didn't mind being a Virgin,
but I don't like Diamonds,
and I don't Lap Dance well.

Anyone know a good attorney?
I don't want to stay locked up like this behind the razor wire forever.
Promise I'll be good next time.
LMAO!
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Old 05-17-2004, 03:16 PM
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Glad B & B are O K !!
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I just got off the phone with Bruce. They are laughin' about it now. They way he tells it, it is hysterical.
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I guess we were just going too fast!! Look at the lead after 1 lap!!!
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Film at 11:00!

Hey Brett,

I am sooooooooooo glad you are OK!

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Well...I guess we found her breaking point in a turn!!!
Now that we know that, we can start winning some races.
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BTW- Anyone ever been to a circus where they get shot out of a cannon? We now have experience in that profession.
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