Thurs. Funny..new DRUGS for women.
Love these.
> D A M N I T O L > Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for > up to 8 full hours. > > ST. M O M M A'S W O R T > Plant extract that treats mom's depression by > rendering preschoolers > unconscious for up to two days. > > E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N > Suppository that eliminates melancholy and > loneliness by reminding you of > how awful they were as teenagers and how you > couldn't wait till they moved out. > > P E P T O B I M B O > Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full > cups swallowed before an > evening out increases breast size, decreases > intelligence, and prevents > conception. > > D U M B E R O L > When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously > low IQ, resulting in > enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. > > F L I P I T O R > Increases life expectancy of commuters by > controlling road rage and the urge > to flip off other drivers. > > M E N I C I L L I N > Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. > > B U Y A G R A > Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. > Increases > potency, duration, and credit limit of spending > spree. > > J A C K A S S P I R I N > Relieves headache caused by a man who can't > remember your birthday > anniversary or phone number. > > A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T > A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on > anyone too eager to share > their life stories with total strangers in > elevators. > > N A G A M E T > When administered to a husband, provides the same > irritation level as > nagging him all weekend, saving the wife the time > and trouble of doing it herself. > > > > And "I used to have a handle on life, but it broke." |
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