LMAO People at work are asking me what's so funny I'm laughing so hard while reading your story. Glad to hear you were not seriously injured.
Don't know if it helps but 2 weeks ago I was cleaning the deck. Fresh wax and soapy water is another deadly combination. Slipped on the rise down the center of the deck and jammed my bare foot into one of the deck hatches and broke a toe! It still hurts when I'm walking.