Offshoreonly.com - Know Your State's Motto!

Alabama: Hell, Yes, We Have Electricity
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> Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
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> Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
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> Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
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> California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
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> Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
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> Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
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> Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
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> Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
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> Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
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> Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,
Leave
> Your Money)
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> Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The
Potatoes
> Are Real Good
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> Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
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> Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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> Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
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> Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
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> Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
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> Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
> Campaign
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> Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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> Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
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> Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax
Brackets)
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> Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
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> Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
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> Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
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> Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
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> Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and
> Little Else
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> Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
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> Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
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> New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
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> New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right
Here!
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> New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
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> New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To
an
> Attorney
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> North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
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> North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
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> Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
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> Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
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> Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
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> Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
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> Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
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> South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
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> South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
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> Tennessee: The Educashun State
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> Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
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> Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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> Vermont: Yep
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> Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
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> Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
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> West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
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> Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
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> Wyoming: Where Men Are Men .. And The Sheep Are Scared!