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The Menace 06-18-2004 09:09 AM

Example of globalization
 
We are already living in the U.S. of the World.


Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess

with an Egyptian boyfriend

crashes in a French tunnel,

driving a German car

with a Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian who was drunk

on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling)

followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

on Japanese motorcycles;

treated by an American doctor,

using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by an American,

using Bill Gates's technology,

and you're probably reading this on your computer,

that use Taiwanese chips,

and a Korean monitor,

assembled by Bangladeshi workers

in a Singapore plant,

transported by Indian lorry-drivers,

hijacked by Indonesians,

unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

That, my friends, is Globalization!!

Clay Washington 06-21-2004 08:00 AM

Re: Example of globalization
 
cute! :D

mcollinstn 06-21-2004 08:16 AM

Re: Example of globalization
 
Dutch?

Thought the car was a Mercedes S280 with a Benz inline 6 gasoline motor. Further thought that motor was desgned and developed in Germany, but could be mistaken..

super termoli 06-21-2004 08:20 AM

Re: Example of globalization
 
i think it was a V6, no? but definitely german...

ChrisK 06-21-2004 08:43 AM

Re: Example of globalization
 
nice way to hack up a good joke guys... hahahaha

frequentflyer 06-21-2004 09:32 AM

Re: Example of globalization
 
:D :D


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