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  1. #1
    Registered The Menace's Avatar
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    Example of globalization

    We are already living in the U.S. of the World.

    Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

    Answer: Princess Diana's death.

    Question: How come?

    Answer: An English princess

    with an Egyptian boyfriend

    crashes in a French tunnel,

    driving a German car

    with a Dutch engine,

    driven by a Belgian who was drunk

    on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling)

    followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

    on Japanese motorcycles;

    treated by an American doctor,

    using Brazilian medicines.

    This is sent to you by an American,

    using Bill Gates's technology,

    and you're probably reading this on your computer,

    that use Taiwanese chips,

    and a Korean monitor,

    assembled by Bangladeshi workers

    in a Singapore plant,

    transported by Indian lorry-drivers,

    hijacked by Indonesians,

    unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

    and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

    That, my friends, is Globalization!!

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    Re: Example of globalization


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    Re: Example of globalization


    Thought the car was a Mercedes S280 with a Benz inline 6 gasoline motor. Further thought that motor was desgned and developed in Germany, but could be mistaken..
    I see London, I see France...

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    Re: Example of globalization

    i think it was a V6, no? but definitely german...

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    Re: Example of globalization

    nice way to hack up a good joke guys... hahahaha

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    Re: Example of globalization

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