Monday Funny...Lone Ranger..
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an
> > enemy Indian war party. > > > The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the > > great Lone Ranger. In > > > honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be > > executed in three days. But, > > > before I kill you, > > > I will grant you three requests. What is your > > first request?" > > > > > > "I'd like to speak to my horse." Says The Lone > > Ranger. > > > > > > Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone > > Ranger, who whispers in > > > Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. > > > Later that evening, Silver returns with a > > beautiful blonde woman on his > > > back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde > > enters the Lone Ranger's > > > tent and spends the night. The next morning > > the Indian Chief admits > > > he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal > > horse, but I will still > > > kill you in two days. What is your second > > request?" > > > > > > The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. > > Silver is brought to > > > him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. > > > > > > As before, Silver takes off across the plains and > > disappears over the > > > horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's > > surprise, Silver again > > > returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, > > even more attractive > > > than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's > > tent and spends the > > > night. The following morning the Indian Chief > > is again impressed. > > > "You are indeed a > > > man of many talents, but I will still kill you > > tomorrow. What is your > > > last request?" > > > > > > "I'd like to speak to my horse . . . alone. > > > > > > The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is > > brought to the Lone > > > Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger > > grabs Silver by both > > > ears, looks him square in the eye and says, very > > slowly and loudly: > > > "Listen > > > carefully, now for the last time. I said 'BRING > > POSSE!" |
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